Hi, I'm CP.
I build internet-shaped things.

(yes, I'm the dog / cat / horror / bird guy — long story, keep reading)

Entrepreneur, growth hacker, and — if you ask the people who actually read what I publish — a storyteller first. I talk to about 50 million people a week across Facebook, Instagram, X, and Threads, and I've spent the last several years turning that into a network of brands people actually stick around for.

The short version

Growth hacking is the job. Storytelling is the skill underneath it.

I build and run niche communities — the kind that don't feel like brands once you're inside them. My actual job is figuring out what makes a stranger stop scrolling, then building a whole world around that feeling. Across Facebook, Instagram, X, and Threads, that adds up to roughly 50 million people I'm talking to in any given week, spread across 10 brands, pulling in 100M+ monthly visits. None of it works without a story worth telling — the audience part is just what happens when the story's actually good.

Things you didn't ask, but here we are

A few facts, mostly true

Storytelling is the actual job — the brands are just where I practice it. Here's proof I don't take myself too seriously.

The network

Ten brands, one obsession: stories people can't scroll past

Every brand below runs on the same idea — find a community that's underserved online, and give it a home worth checking every day.

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